who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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