So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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