i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
