ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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