can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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