Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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