I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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