Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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