I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
