Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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