Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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