new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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