Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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