Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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