come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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