Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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