Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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