What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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