he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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