white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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