We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
it glows. i had to have it.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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