I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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