So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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