I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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