just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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