Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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