you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Dear god my vagina.
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