If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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