that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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