all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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