so explain again why im purple
no
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Randomize
