HIV tests are more positive than that guy
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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