the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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