Dual....:-)
I checked into jail on foursquare
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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