found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
My bed smells like the plague
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