NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
