suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
