That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i think i have herpe
just one?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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