we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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