help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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