Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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