i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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