I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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