HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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