My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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