I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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