Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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