How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
