Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
