No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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