This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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