youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
