It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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